- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
(via spazthemighty)
moffat-will-be-the-death-of-me:
My arms from the beginning of 2011 to now. It’s not easy to stop this addiction. Especially when it becomes such a normal routine for you. But you can get though it. I promise things do get better eventually.
jesus christ im so proud of you
(via thespian-star-kid)
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
(via fuckyeahtxtposts)
iusedtorunatfirstsightofthesun:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
Cucumberpatch
(via crepsleyinthetardis)
I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
(via doctordonnarory)
(Source: forever90s, via gryffind0r)
i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh, via t1ffancy)
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
(Source: hazelgracelancaster, via its-notallskinandbones)
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
(via joewalkerskitty)
